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Can You Speak Auctionese? (Humor)
by Greg Schiller
Nov 23, 2009 12:00AM EST | rating: 10 | comments: 8 For me, the hardest part about moving to the country was learning the language. Sure, people around here still speak Minnesotan - that odd regional dialect of the language known locally as mer-i-kin. . . . more
Hunting with The Wild Things (Humor)
by Greg Schiller
Nov 16, 2009 8:56PM EST | rating: 10 | comments: 15 Autumn has come to Almost Iowa. It's been a rough year. First it was too cool, too early. Next it was too wet, too late. Now everyone is too grumpy. Even the deer hunters are in too foul a . . . more
Stone (MWE: Humor)
by Greg Schiller
Nov 09, 2009 11:05AM EST | rating: 10 | comments: 16 Two Fridays ago, I signed the last check for my youngest's college education. In other words, I finally broke the tape in the marathon of child-raising. I celebrated the event in a manner worthy of a . . . more
What Is She Saying When She Says IKEA? (MWE: Humor)
by Greg Schiller
Nov 02, 2009 12:03AM EST | rating: 10 | comments: 30 Friday evening at diner, my wife looked up from her plate and said, “Honey, let's go to IKEA tomorrow.” Her suggestion landed like a bomb just south of the salad bowl, one that ticked while . . . more
Letter From The Trenches Of Home-Repair (MWE: Humor)
by Greg Schiller
Oct 26, 2009 9:23AM EDT | rating: 10 | comments: 26 I don't care what people say about the coverage on FOX or CNN. Take it from a front line veteran of home repair, the only channel that lies consistently is Home and Garden Television (HGTV). The . . . more
They Say (MWE: Humor)
by Greg Schiller
Oct 19, 2009 10:06AM EDT | rating: 9 | comments: 28 They say... You know who I am talking about... the people we look to – to say things. The experts, the scientists, the polls, the three out of four doctors, the car guys on NPR, the . . . more
Among The Wild Things (Humor)
by Greg Schiller
Oct 12, 2009 12:54PM EDT | rating: 10 | comments: 46 I was raised in the city but I always yearned for the country. The thing is, now that I have moved to the country, I find myself yearning for the serenity and safety of the inner-city. Let me explain. . . . more
Going Postal (Humor)
by Greg Schiller
Oct 06, 2009 7:16PM EDT | rating: 8 | comments: 16 The first time I met Ed, I was not so sure he was a guy I wanted to meet. I'm average height and he was a whole lot shorter than that but made up for it with a weight lifter's build. Everything about . . . more
Cat's Performance Review (Humor)
by Greg Schiller
Sep 29, 2009 11:30PM EDT | rating: 10 | comments: 30 October has come hurtling upon us like an artillery shell packed with a nasty payload of seasonal unpleasantness. There are windows to wash, leaves to rake, gutters to clean and a cat to pin down for . . . more
Burning Leaves - A Meditation on Recycling
by Greg Schiller
Sep 15, 2009 5:25PM EDT | rating: 10 | comments: 25 Last Sunday while burning leaves, my grand-daughter asked, “Grandpa, how old are you?” I thought of tossing a number at her, but what would that do? At her age anything past single digits . . . more Content Comments
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Len Maxwell commented on a post "I've always found that a Babel Fish in the ear makes auctionese perfectly clear. I once used it at an antique auction in NC and bought the most wonderous thing for almost nothing (read that as a couple . . ." more Nov 23, 2009 2:48PM EST
Greg Schiller replied to a comment by Tessa Alive Free Happy D. on Can You Speak Auctionese? (Humor) "It's a Midwest thing. :)" more Nov 23, 2009 2:28PM EST
Tessa Alive Free Happy D. commented on a post "very entertaining my cousin talks like that he lives in Wisconsin ~~~ " more Nov 23, 2009 7:26AM EST
Greg Schiller replied to a comment by KittyMommy2u W. on Can You Speak Auctionese? (Humor) "Thanks KittyMommy" more Nov 23, 2009 1:01AM EST
KittyMommy2u W. commented on a post "Auctionese is definitely a foreign language that I don't enjoy listening to. Informative article, though." more Nov 23, 2009 12:14AM EST
Greg Schiller replied to a comment by Visionaerie B. on Can You Speak Auctionese? (Humor) "Visionaerie, you make me smile. Not too many cows around here anymore, it is all corn and beans, but I do recall many days carrying a shotgun and dodging cow pies." more Nov 23, 2009 12:11AM EST
Visionaerie B. commented on a post "That's a great one and so very true! For years we used to hunt squirrels at a place known as "Spring Valley" (not the actual city in Illinois but this place in an alternate universe). The guy who owns . . ." more Nov 17, 2009 12:45PM EST
Greg Schiller replied to a comment by Jim G. on Hunting with The Wild Things (Humor) ""sound shot"Yeah, that is what kept me out of 'Nam, the military refused to issue me a braille M16. Of course, my wife and a number of people on the road have come to the mistaken conclusion that the DMV . . ." more |
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